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Miss Lich King 2010 by Jesterbrand Miss Lich King 2010 by Jesterbrand
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The time has come once again to choose a new Lich King! After a long and difficult competition a clear winner has been crowned. Congratulations Bolvar Fordragon! Your fiery attitude, “built in” Speedos, and whatever that stuff sticking out of you is, proved to be just what the judges are looking for! Thus concludes the Miss Lich King Pageant of 2010!

I’m making the assumption everybody has seen the video in game or online by now…

So yeah, before the new Lich King was named, there were a lot of rumors floating around on who would become Arthas’s successor. Varok Saurfang seemed like a decent choice for many as a level headed yet dutiful Orc; though they’ve had trouble with Orc Lich Kings before… Tirion Fordring was so close too before Bolvar snatched up the title. Though my fav, Sylvanas Windrunner seemed like a logical choice. No, it’s not cause I’m tooting the Forsaken flag! She got a LOT of crap from Arthas over the years so the chance to grab the title seems only natural. A little pay back, unite the Forsaken and Scourge, overthrow the living… Doesn’t seem like a bad choice now does it?
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DeadManRaven Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
It was that dam swimsuit portion that really tied over the judges
TerraZeal Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
Sylvanas is on her way to making her own Scourge. Or better. Her plague can destroy the living AND the undead. Also, half-naked Tirion = hot.
noizycat Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
aww man, Varoks face and Tirion attitute (an shoes) there make me laugh so hard :D
Jesterbrand Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
I want his silverhand (think that's what it was called) swimsuit! lol
Steelteeth13 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Professional Writer
I think I should be Lich king I mean come on how hard could it be to have an army yo my bidding.
lunaruno Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well ther is whole in nerzul soul talking to you
Jesterbrand Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
not too hard I guess... I mean Dubya did and things turned out ok for him, right?
Astrall-Cooties Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2010
LMAO! thats awesome! xD
Jesterbrand Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2010
XD ty!

btw... your avatar... it's... like a lava lamp... maddening! >)
Astrall-Cooties Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
nps ^^

LOL xD ty
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